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jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

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ieatgokudera:

EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME

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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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woah bummer for everyone not making out with me right now

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